{"id":111,"date":"2011-09-16T17:58:06","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T17:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexboisvert.com\/musings\/?p=111"},"modified":"2011-11-19T01:48:45","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T01:48:45","slug":"daily-show-oopsie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexboisvert.com\/musings\/2011\/09\/16\/daily-show-oopsie\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Show Oopsie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, Daily Show. You ought to know better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Uncensored – Big Mouth Billie Vagina<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
www.thedailyshow.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Daily Show Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\nPolitical Humor & Satire Blog<\/a><\/td>\nThe Daily Show on Facebook<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Cute segment, Kristen Schaal is great, etc. But at the end, they list a phone number, 1-800-555-VAJJ. No problem, right? 555-numbers don’t go anywhere, do they? Well, not exactly. Most 555-numbers are reserved, but 800-555 numbers are not. There is one that is reserved for TV shows and movies — 1-800-555-0199. Look for it; it’s everywhere. However, if you don’t use that number, you risk sending callers to a number that promises “sexy students, housewives, and working girls” … like the one listed by The Daily Show does. Honestly, where did you think dialing 1-800-555-VAJJ was going to get you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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